You're Slept on, Like a PB&J Sandwich

You're starving and you're broke. It's time for a struggle meal.

You're looking through the fridge. You've got vegetables but no meat. You've got pasta noodles but no ingredients to make sauce. You've got oats but no meal.

After looking in the fridge and the cupboards about five times each, you see something that you didn't see before. You got some jelly on the door of the fridge. You're praying that you have peanut butter.

​And guess what bitch, you're in luck.

It seems like such a basic meal, but so are you. But even in all its basicness, theres still a million ways you can make it.

You've got a variety of choices for your bread. Maybe you'll eat anyone and anything, so you like white bread. Maybe you like them all natural, so you eat wheat. Or maybe you like a nice stiff one, so you eat it on sourdough bread.

You can toast the bread and create a cozy warm surface for your peanut butter and jelly, or you can keep it soft like a pillow that they can nap on. Either way, its about to be night-night for that hoe.

Now here's a question for you, do you just use one knife? And if so, which do you dip into first? If you say peanut butter first, what the hell is your problem. Your knife is going to be coated in peanut butter and unless you clean it before dipping into your jelly, then your jelly jar is going to be contaminated with peanut butter.

Let's be honest, using two knives is a waste. So you apply your jelly first. It could be a number of different flavors; strawberry, blueberry, boysenberry, blackberry, hell it could even be jam if you're a hippy.

Then comes the peanut butter. Now I don't know what kind of peanut butter you perverts like. Whether it's crunchy or creamy, either way it defines something about your sexuality that we don't want to know about.

You finally complete your sandwich and plate it. You take a bite and you're like "Damn, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are slept on." No shit, thats what we've been talking about this whole time.

As you lick your fingers and plate clean of all the jelly that dripped out of your sandwich, think about how this sandwich is a lot like you.

You've been slept on your whole life, maybe even from yourself. But it's time to wake the game up. Peanut butter and jelly is a classic combination, but it can be so diverse depending on how it's put together.

It takes a lot more than just the few ingredients to create this masterpiece. It takes patience, care, and love. Three vital ingredients you need to invest into yourself.

Maybe you're struggling, and thats why you're eating this struggle meal. But it's only a struggle meal if you're struggling. It's all about perception.

View yourself as you would a perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If they don't like how you taste, tell them to step their palates up. If they don't like that you're all natural, tell them have fun with the fake hoes. And if they don't like a nice stiff one, tell them have fun with ol' pencil dick.

So think about your most slept on traits as you go throughout your day. And remind yourself that regardless of if a bitch likes her peanut butter crunchy or creamy, she can still get knocked the fuck out. Okurrrr!